Here’s a little bit about me, because this is not a blog about you. As I know very little about you and a lot about myself I thought I would be better to make a blog about me and not you.
I used to be Arthur, but now I’m Felix.
I was only 14 years old, but now I’m 46.
I had a dog called Cheddar, now I have a parrot called Crackers.
I was addicted to Yumchaa tea and I was bit on the heavy side, some things never change.
The reason I started this WordPress blog is because I lack social skills and Grandma thought it would be a good idea to practice my social skills in an environment where people don’t know me and I don’t know the people. ‘That way’, she said, ‘you can’t really make a fool out of yourself and if you do, just leave and never return’.
I am not looking for a girlfriend (or boyfriend for that matter) I am just here to make friends and improve my social skills and to have fun. Of course I am also here to write down the things that happen in my life.
So actually – and this is rather ego-centric – I am not writing this blog for others (although I do hope it will put a smile to people’s faces), I am writing this for me. In ten years I will be reading this again and probably go like,’ What was I thinking!’ and then laugh my head off.
I used to post under the name of Arthur, but never mind him, I am and have always been none other than Felix Bent. Pleased to meet you.